Rules

1. Regarding Photos Please NO PHONES during the ceremony — be present with us. We promise we'll send you the photos and videos. Aside from the ceremony, feel free to capture all the moments you want! Just be courteous. Candid photos are preferred.
2. Arrive Early Please arrive 15 minutes early to all events. We want things to move smoothly and minimize stress & disruptions. You will not be seated if you arrive late to the ceremony.
3. Dress Code Please abide by the Dress Code. The bride and groom get to wear white. Maybe one day when you are older and have a wedding, you will get to wear white too.
4. Bernadette's Rule Do NOT stress me out.
5. LOOK, DUGONG!!! If you see a dugong, immediately locate your nearest Bernadette and point her in the direction of its awesomeness.
6. Bernadette's Other Rule Bernadette must always have a mango shake in her hand. Any time spent without a mango shake will incur severe penalties.
7. Zackarya's Rule If you see a Zackarya, immediately locate your nearest Bernadette and point her in the direction of his awesomeness.
8. Asking Questions If you ask us a question that could have been answered by reading this website, you will be sent to jail.
9. Parlay After the reception, one person will be voted off the island. They will have 15 minutes to build a raft and leave. Ye best be heed’n the code, ye bilge rats — lest ye be kissin’ the briny deep! Yarrr!